I saw this poster in a shop and thought it was pretty funny.
So far today, I am doing all right. I have not gossiped, lost my temper, been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or self-indulgent. I have not whined, complained, cursed or eaten any chocolate and I have not charged anything on my credit card.
But I will be getting out of bed in a minute and I think that I will really need your help then!!